One pleasant Sunday morning, I was taking a stroll through the grassy hills that lay beyond my brown oak door. They were so vibrant and colorful that the dazzling sight […]

Jesus Christ! Just wait till you see what I’m gonna steal from Chickpea tomorrow! Oh, sorry, friend, I got a little too excited there. So as y’all know, I’m Coco […]

For the entire Animal Kingdom except me, tomorrow’s a “day of holy festivities”… a “very special day”… King Chickpea the Chicken’s birthday… blah blah blah! God, the thought of it […]